There’s nothing like the rush of getting more likes than the person you’re replying to. The ratio is an uncut ecstasy. The first viral post just makes you crave it more! The next ratio, the next rush. But owning people with ratios is hard work, it takes a following and the right target, but you need it to happen faster than that. Get your fix. Soon you’re in an alleyway downtown just trying to get ratio’d yourself to feel something. People uppercutting you with quote tweet dunks are almost like Likes if you’re down bad enough. Just the attention man, just one more sweet hit of attention. Yeah Anne Frank had white privilege. It’s ableist to tell me not to cross a picket line. Cooking a meal for your neighbors? you should have killed them and then yourself for being so rude. Please just give me those upvotes man I need my fix