“Hey here’s a dish of veggies that is healthy and doesn’t involve any animal cruelty… yeah fuck that shit THIS NEEDS A METRIC TON OF BUTTER AND CREAM!”
Seriously if omni anglos didn’t have butter and sugar they would starve. A nice side benefit of going vegan is to actually rediscover “flavor”.
And yes I am bitter at the fact that I’m at dinner with extended family and there’s all these veggie dishes I can’t eat because they’re all wading in a vat of either butter or cream. Just bread and wine for me tonight…
Butter, deep fried oil, corn syrup, and nitrates are the life blood of Americans. Without them, we have nothing.