Every now and then I see the topic arrise on tiktok or reddit and the comments will contain armies of people who say shit like “how am i supposed to wash my ass this is simply TOO COMPLICATED for me to understand” like apply to soap to asshole is a complex science.

Then followed by the same batshit justifications like “well i dont eat with my ass” like those same people will happily have shit smeared on any other non eating part of their body.

Anyway i bullied my friends into ass washing, wash your ass. In communism yurt owlssr you will be shot if you dont.

Edit: I love how we can have struggle sessions about the most inane things. Anyway keep your asses indoors, outdoor asses harm the wildlife

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39 points

For real, why aren’t bidets more broadly desirable?

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15 points

cold water isn’t a good time and we can’t afford to heat it

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9 points

The cold water is surprising at first, but you get used to it after a few times. Or at least, I did.

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my butthole doesn’t care about temperature

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mine actively enjoys the rush

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25 points

A clean butthole is worth a little cold water

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31 points

Once I got a bidet I feel unclean whenever I use any other toilet

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19 points

Same, going at work makes me feel like a filthy monster.

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7 points

OOC, is the risk of pooping on the bidet high? How forceful is the jet?

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7 points

Depends on your water pressure, but pretty fucking forceful. Turning the knob to max would shred my asshole. And never pooped on it, the physics and angles involved seem to prevent it

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