wtf slytherin is obviously the badguys this is just lying to yourself, sigh

noooo, they are just well-rounded grey-area complex characters…

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Even before the TERF stuff, the fact that the bankers in Harry Potter are a race of ugly, greedy creatures with big noses that are super protective of their secrets was already highkey sus.

Snape is secretly good! He’s just a misunderstood incel bully Nazi creep.

To be fair, there’s only like four slytherins going to the whole school.

Flashbacks to when I was talking to a dude on okcupid that self indentified as an empath and tried to explain to me why them being in Slytherin wasn’t a bad thing.

wtf is an empath? there has been a lot of time since last reading that word

Giant red flag (and not a good one like :flag-su: ) for stay the fuck away from them because they’re most likely going to tell you what they “know” you’re thinking and there’s no way you can ever convince them otherwise.

An empath is someone who can (supposedly) telepathically perceive the emotions of people around them.

It’s what Peter Petrelli can do in Heroes. It’s a superpower that lets you mimic the powers of others around you.

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