Wouldn’t he hit himself in the dick with his arms a lot?

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90% of Spiderman’s super powers amount to his absurd core strength. This also explains how he can be T-boned by a car, punched in the gut by a rhinosaurus costume man, or get nearly crushed to death by rubble then just kinda flex his impossible washboard abs and return to fighting shape.

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The spider only gave him the webs and the wall-crawling, peter parker was just built like that and too much of a nerd to notice

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