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did this dude just call deflating tires terrorism

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54 points

Terrorism is when you deflate tires, and the more tires you deflate the more terrorist you are.

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31 points

Deflating all tires on all trucks in a suburban cul de sac equals at least five 9/11s, six if you also incude the jet ski and dirt bike trailers.

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18 points

Technically they are, in a sort of “your terrorists are our freedom fighters” sense.

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39 points

You have people in the comments saying stuff like “GOD DAMN LIBERALS SHOULD TRY THIS IN TEXAS!!! I DARE THEM!!!”

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28 points

Same Texan: “We need to administrate Austin from the statehouse so they can’t try this in Texas!!!”

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17 points

Yeah, I’m sure Texans don’t sleep.

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23 points

what if someone gets in their car and doesn’t notice that before going 60mph and then the tyre blews and sends them careening into a group of cookie selling girl scouts, have you considered this

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11 points

The car ding dongs that tires have no air. Unless they literally dont look at their dashboard at all it shouldn’t happen, and even if it did happen, driver is still at fault.

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And if it’s flat flat you’ll notice as soon as you try to move an inch.

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well what if the car ding dong also fails and the suv gets up to 100mph because the driver was speeding a bit and then they careen into a nuclear power plant and chernobyl 2.0 the usa. what then, i ask you

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19 points

How many deflated tires does it take to equal one 9/11?

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fuck it 3

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One tyre is two 9/11s

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6 points

Damn, Osama was going about it all wrong

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