Is the Onion a Fed Op? They seem to be calling us out quite hard here.
I stopped reading The Onion articles a long time ago. The headlines are the article, honestly.
And yeah, much could be done with the “eat local” chuds to shame and ridicule them. A lot of them don’t want “them dam furrin foods” and want to drink pure milk straight from the cow’s teat, freshly contaminated with e.coli, like a good white man should do.