It would be funny if aliens visited Earth and instead of talking to humans they just ignored us as unimportant (outside of being destructive pests.)(hexbear.net)

posted 2 years ago

The Earth is mostly water and most lifeforms are invertebrates. Aliens would probably try to do diplomacy with octopuses instead.

Posadists almost have it right. :posad:

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2 years ago

Turns out the aliens have car brain, and just start paving over our whole planet to turn it into a giant parking structure.

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2 years ago

Hitchhiker’s Guide already did that. The Earth was demolished to make way for a bypass.

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2 years ago

:scared:

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