Not satisfied with our dystopian Sci Fi progress until a gun and a burger both cost $30, the flipper zero’s functionality is just built into phones, and i can quit my job and live in a farming commune on an abandoned offshore oil rig.

Unfortunately, we’re not going to get any of that. Instead, we’ll just get President ChatGPT “accidentally” saying a slur in the State of the Union livestream, a law where you can get arrested and detained indefinitely by any landowner for any or no reason, and instead of synthetic food being cheaper than real food, we’re just all going to spend $50 on a bag of dry lentils.