Alright, you disgusting gremlins, tonight’s book is a horror called ‘Bean Story’. I know how much you freaks love your beans!

One day a bean named Benny woke up and got out of bed. He lived in a city full of beans, just like him. How wacky!

Benny had just graduated from Bean school and was ready to become a tin of baked beans. But he was having second thoughts. What if there was more to life then becoming canned food?

And so Benny decided to be a little shit and sneak out of Bean City. But how? He watched a furry walk past and suddenly got the idea to disguise himself as a toe bean. “UwU” he said to himself, sexily.

So Benny dressed up like a furry and left Bean City. He saw humans for the first time. He immediately fell in love with a human woman named Janessa even though she already had a boyfriend named Glen. Because Benny is a sicko like that.

However Benny soon found out that Glen was allergic to beans so he broke into Glens house at night and rubbed his ass on his mouth, killing him instantly.

So Benny and Janessa started dating. One day Janessa made the mistake of offering Benny some canned beans. He became furious and slapped the can out of her hand. He screamed, shidded, farded and then demanded to know how humans got their beans.

Janessa told him that the beans were harvested from Bean City. Benny was enraged and decided to sue humanity for genocide. He won. Humans were no longer allowed to eat beans.

Vegans everywhere wept. Bean factories shut down all over the world as Benny laughed maniacally. The world entered a new era.

The era of bean.

The End!