Elon’s latest grain silo went full Kerbal, spinning and all.

Stage Separation Failure supposedly, but frankly it was looking bad long before that.

I’m sure the debris damage will buff out.

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Whoever called “delaying it an extra day because lmao weed number” come to the courtesy desk for your prize

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Fucking Brezhnev-era ass launch scheduling.

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What was launch scheduling like in the Brezhnev era?

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Your rocket launch is inflexibly scheduled a year in advance for May Day/October/Lenins death/Marx’s Birth/Brezhnev’s ninth hero of the soviet union award ceremony. Good Luck, cosmonaut.

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mondays and thursdays were reserved for eyebrow grooming and mainetnance

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It’s not “weed day” it’s Adolf Hitler’s birthday. Just a little present to Musk and Trump’s hero.

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Things can be two things and he’s probably thrilled about the plausible deniability

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