content-free meetings
AI: “Where is Mike?”
Human 1: “He’s here. I mean sort of here—”
AI: “Sort of here?”
Human 1: “On Zoom.”
AI: “Sort of here?”
Human 1: “It’s… Gah… Can somebody else talk to it? It exhausts me.”
AI: “Sort of here?”
Human 2: “His Zoom connection is wonky.”
AI: “Wonky how exactly?”
Human 3: “How do we know?”
AI: “Where is Mike?”
Human 3: “For the love of god.”