America is literally suffocating because of Canada’s shitty environmental policy, our hands are clean in this Canadians, not literally, New York City hasn’t had this much dust in the air since 9/11, but this is all your fucking fault leafs! No cap Canada should just be fucking annexed at this point, they can’t feed their people, they’re euthanizing homeless people, and their prime minister is an unelected black face wearing wef shill.

Seriously, I think we should redirect the talk about invading Mexico to Canada. Like we should use the sea of malding chuds and point them north instead of south. And before you ask, no I don’t respect Quebec, I thought French people were supposed to make good food, your food is literal diarrhea and you slap a 20$ price tag on it. LETS INVADE THE FUCKING NORTH!

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This may be a wrecker account but they are making good points

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It’s not wrecking until I have a bad take, and clearly I’m absolutely 100% right. Is anyone here gonna try to take a shot at the king and say “well actually the fires started in Canada are actually America’s fault” because I AM FUCKING READY!

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neighbouring arsonists blame each other for house fire

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Canada’s bad politics are largely backed and paid for by American capitalists. It’s an inter-imperial imperialism. Deal with it. Bring back The waffle.

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How exactly does an independent Quebec help the left? It’s like thinking that Ireland is a leftist bastion because the Ira was LE BASED. No hon the Ira is dead and the modern Irish state it died to create is just a fucking tax haven no different than any other eu country.

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