“It’s so confusing and outrageous to eat, it’s so lawless and outrageous,” a blogger wrote, adding that “white people food” is the “lunch of suffering.”
“The point of the white people’s meal is to learn what it feels like to be dead, but I’ve taken two bites and it was so bad it made me realize how alive I am,” a Weibo user wrote.
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I only recently learned that after being executed, Nat Turner was [CW: death, cannibalism]
spoiler
skinned, cooked, and eaten by slave owners
so historically white people take the L in this category
EDIT: spoilered like it probably should have been in the first place. I’m not sure how true the last bit is, but the first bit definitely was, since they made commemorative purses with the material
Sweetness and wit, sure. But mummy? In her search for an explanation, Noble, a lecturer of English at the University of New England in Australia, made a surprising discovery: That word recurs throughout the literature of early modern Europe, from Donne’s “Love’s Alchemy” to Shakespeare’s “Othello” and Edmund Spenser’s “The Faerie Queene,” because mummies and other preserved and fresh human remains were a common ingredient in the medicine of that time. In short: Not long ago, Europeans were cannibals.
bruhh if we need a content warning for pics of ice cream we sure as shit need it for cognitohazards like this
