Ngl it’s all their fault getting in that situation in the first place, but like, there’s a possibility that they are still alive down there, slowly running out of air. Like maybe the tube fucking imploded and they all became a red mist, but they could also just be at the bottom of the ocean floor with no power.

Also, it’s very hard to think of a time when someone dying in a submarine was not funny. The confederates were the first ones to do it, their k:d with submarines is trash. Ze Germans had more success, but leave it to Ze Germans to hit a landmine in the ocean. After WW2 only the USA and USSR had submarines really, and by then they never really had to surface and were practically invincible and invisible. Of course there was a couple L’s for Amerikkka which I celebrate. And the poor the Soviet Union whose submarine deaths are not a laughing matter and I will literally block you if you make any jokes. Of course everything after 1991 until 2022 is cool to make fun of, they could put a swimming pool in a nuclear sub marine but not escape hatches. And the Americans fucking stole it, that’s an L.

Anyways you’re probably a chud if you’re in a submarine so I don’t feel bad for you.

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One of the people on board was a billionaire, another the CEO of the company in charge of the expedition. Combined with the angry orcas fucking up yachts it’s hilarious how many Ls wealthy people are taking from the oceans lately.

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i like that rich people are bored enough to go do stupid shit like this and die instead of using their wealth for the benefit of mankind :0)

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I would rather they spend the money on helping people than elaborate deathtraps to die in

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Okay but if they were going to do that class war wouldn’t be necessary. Given that it is, I’m not going to be mad about my enemy owning themselves.

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If you anger Poseidon, you’re gonna have a bad time

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3 points

Let’s hope that Demeter joins in the fight some time soon

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11 points

the way of water has no beginning and ends in 96 hours when the oxygen runs out :sicko-orca:

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