Persecuted for being to much of a cool guy
(Special mention for Mr Coomer over here)
a fun moment in Hell of Presidents is when they’re talking about Cleveland’s campaign when it came out that he had an illegitimate son. Blaine supporters would chant “Ma! Ma! Where’s my Pa?” and after Cleveland won Clevand supporters responded to it with shouts of “Gone to the White House, ha ha ha!”
he was also the first and only guy to pull off the thing that trump is currently trying to do, which is serve two nonconsecutive terms
GROVER GANG, GROVER GANG, GROVER GANG, GROVER GANG
GROVER GANG, GROVER GANG, GROVER GANG (GROVER GANG!)
SPENT THREE BIL THIRD CAMPAIGN
MY BITCH LOVE TO CAMPAIGN, OOH
SKIPPED A TERM THEN REGAINED
just had to use this bit one more time before the election really gets underway and the irony becomes super attenuated
