lmao this is so dumb. Every campaign promise in every democracy is a bribe then?

Maybe the US should try bribing people instead of bombing them

You live in the US, how are you not being bribed to think the way you do?

Maybe the US should start “bribing” with infrastructure projects then, I thought they were all about their soft power or whatever

dirty browns bribed by the dirty yellows

China helped other counties improve the material conditions of their people bribed the dumb dark folk.

“I only want a government that doesn’t do good things for me!”

The nefarious Chinese are tricking people into supporting them by checks notes improving their material conditions.

Thank God I live in America where I’ll never have to worry about the government doing that.

[laughs in IMF loans]