It was a bit awkward but, yah know it was sex, which is nice
How’re you gonna buy that? Online right? Well I caught covid because I’ve been working double-time in closer proximity with more people than usual in order to get people their supplies for lockdown. There was a video a few months back of a guy who led a walkout of a warehouse declaring “Dildos are not an essential service”, if you recall, because the massive glut of online orders is killing people in my industry. I wouldn’t normally bring this up, but I’m doing so to give you another tool in your belt: now, instead of just scolding people for meeting friends, you can also scold them for ordering crap online.
