As a proud liberal, I must confess that I am utterly unable to mention Trump’s name without making a political analogy using the Harry Potter universe afterwards.

If I can’t come up with a relevant Harry Potter reference then it’s like that time when Voldemort (Trump) destroyed a fragment of his soul (liberal values) residing in Harry (the Whitehouse) and Harry (society) lost his ability to speak Parceltongue (we lost our ability to speak with decorum). Or something.