TrekOffMyChest

I killed a sentient being to bring back two of my friends.

I brought about the assassination of an alien diplomat, for the good of the Alpha Quadrant.

I had sex with my boss while we were both lizards, and I don’t know if she remembers (We had kids).

I met my boss over three centuries ago, but he doesn’t know it yet.

I was trapped in an alien zoo to be the Eve to my boss’ Adam, and I liked it.