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“Extremely violent fungus with british soccer hooligan tendencies” was one of GW’s better ideas.

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Orks are canon realitywarpers when they believe hard enough. My headcannon is that the whole WH40K universe is the collective unconscious will of Orkdom for infinite paradise of combat.

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That fact about orks was always my favorite. Want your car to go faster? Paint it red. Because red cars go faster. And then… it works.

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Orks welding exploded bits together and declaring “it woks on me spaship!” with this one weird trick. Adeptus Mechanicus hate them!

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