Okey, not gonna lie here. That was one funny read. But you can change her name with Ellen Degeneres and it still mostly work as a crazy groupie love letter.

Only republicans ever gave a shit about Hillary.

I tried to read this article but I teared up too much and I couldn’t see to be able to keep on reading.

If Yoko Ono were still alive she’d write an song with an odious, racially-charged comparison between Hillary and black people and everyone around the world would come together every year on November 9th to listen to this song and to mourn our collective loss.

That was sarcasm, right?

I’m almost certain it was written ironically, but Hillary supporters can be so insane that I can’t even tell the difference.