I was out so early this morning I copped a spiderweb to the face.
I didn’t catch a worm, but I did get a loaf of white bread and may have already eaten four slices.
One place I lived in many years ago had an orb spider living in or around the washing line. The golf ball size sort. There was a real risk of copping a spider bite in the face if hanging out laundry early in the day. And she could bite pretty hard. Only happened to me once but ow it hurt!