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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I will always be amazed that bards have the reputation and not paladins. They’re charisma casters with a healing touch, an inspiring aura, and immunity to disease.

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11 points

That whole “Noble honor” thing.

A Paladin has the expectation of living up to a code, honor thyself and thy Deity aspect people lean in to.

Bards? Rockstar lifestyle, or that bit of intrigue. A Harper in the right bedchamber could find some fun things.

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14 points

This is where you come in with a paladin of Sune, where their code of honour involves regular one night stands where you make sure your romantic partner for the night has the greatest night of their life. For you, it’s Tuesday.

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1 point

The Specific Compliance Oath of Ancients Paladin

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7 points

Noble honour just means they take responsibility if they knock anyone up, and they never lie about what they intend for a relationship to be. I could probably go through every set of tenets and give an idea of how every paladin is in bed.

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“YOU ASSHOLE! YOU SAID YOU WERE WEARING PROTECTION!”

“I WAS WEARING MY ARMOR!”

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I mean oath of the ancients though

Nothing gets some folks feeling the light quite like getting to ride a knight’s face for a turn

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2 points

Wait Razira is a paladin? I thought she’s a warrior

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4 points

Oh yeah, that’s how she was introduced :)

Her statblock is as an NPC sidekick paladin, so she has a much reduced kit from a full paladin.

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6 points

I’ve always said that druids have the most horny potential.

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7 points

It’s not called “Mild Shape”

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1 point

Explain…

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Baldur’s Gate 3 explains it best (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW846h6FyU4#t=20215s

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