“They’re just a silly little gas station! AND THEY INTERFERED IN OUR SACRED ELECTORAL PROCESS AND PUT A DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE! KOMPROMAT! DISINFORMATYA! WHABABABAOUJISM!”

The emeny is weak and strong, shifting rhetorical framework, yadda yadda. The first twenty minutes after someone explains it, it feels like you’re seeing the political world for the first time. For the next twenty years it’s just unspeakably, depressingly banal.

Putin can control all elections, influence all world events, and kill anyone on a whim with the help of his shinigami eyes. But he’s also short and gay and has no money for a military and he’s also bald and loves trump (gay)

He did so as part of his campaign to make joy, freedom, and democracy