Altoona looks like they tried to make a burger pizza, only they used Kraft singles instead of mozzarella.

Rhode island looks like someone took bolognaise sauce and just… Glopped it onto the pizza before cooking it and calling it a day

slap em together and you almost have a normal pizza pocket

In Sweden they have kebab pizza (kebab meat, iceberg lettuce, raw onions, salad cream) - it’s actually great but it’s horrific microwaved. They also have “banana curry” pizza (did not attempt)