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Daily Discussion Thread: 🏆 Mon 29 Jan 2024

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Well done Windies 🏏 Well done Sinner 🎾 🇮🇹

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StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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I drank half a bottle of orange juice and smashed a bunch of dried apricots and pears. Had issues in the toilet of the explosive nature, but I still feel the rumblings within.

Pray for me

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bananafungus@aussie.zone
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This just gave me war flashbacks to the time I ate half a bag of dried apricots in the middle of a work day completely unaware of what they will ruthlessly do to your digestive tract.

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melbaboutown@aussie.zone
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That would be the sulfurous preservatives. The bowels of Hell are about to open in your bathroom

(plus the sorbitol in the apricots and pears)

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StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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Ah ha! Now I know which chemicals are to blame for my problèmes de toilettes.

Damn them, why are they so delicious 😭

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just_kitten@aussie.zone
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For your next trick, a whole bag of sugar free gummy bears.

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melbaboutown@aussie.zone
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Sinfully good

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