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Pumping enormous state resources into breaking every record in the Guiness book of world records by such a large margin that they are forever out of reach for any non-state actors. Just draft 100 000 people to break the record for baking the world’s biggest cinnamon bun. Pour all of our medical resources into surgically making some CEO 5 meters tall just so it is obvious that the record will never ever be broken again and they eventually have to stop publishing new editions.

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We can not allow a cinnamon bun gap to develop between us and Nigeria. If I’m elected I will provide a tax credit for all bakers who contribute to making a bigger bun than our enemies.

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atomizing a ceo and lining them all up side by side to make him as tall as possible

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