Please insert disc 2 to blame DEI for the bridge collapse.

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The bridge collapsed because the shipping company was woke (they didn’t have big boobs on the ship)

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boobs have high buoyancy so the ship would float better, wokeness destroyed

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A picture of some big ole boobs in the rear view mirror of the ship before the collision would have made the captain of the ship hit the brakes faster, avoiding disaster.

Liberals will deny this.

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how big of boobs would it have taken to cushion the impact to a safe level?

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Very large ones

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This is the true reason ships always had mermaids and shit on the front. I forget the term for those decorated poles.

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