You are viewing a single thread.
View all comments 
42 points
*
*tinny midi jingle begins playing* “In hard times like this…” *slideshow of pictures harvested off social media of likely family members of employee begins playing* “It’s important to remember all the people who are relying on your employment, and how failure to meet your quota could affect them.” *midi jingle continues playing on repeat for several minutes as part of a pavlovian training of the employee* “Your mood control break has now concluded and in compensation to your employer for this unscheduled break ten more call resolutions have been added to your target quota.”
