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Mr. Satan@monyet.cc
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This assumes that a) workplace has photos of my family and b) they know what music I like. The latter I imagine possible to get from Spotify, but for the former there is no source – neither I nor my family post anything.
So it would be extra dystopian for them to show me any montage.

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emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de
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There seems to be an issue with your personnel file. It says here that your file is incomplete, it looks like you didn’t submit your yearly photo package? Unfortunately, our payroll system won’t let us print checks to someone with an incomplete file, so I’m gonna need you to submit those photos in a timely manner please.

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Sounds horrible, I love it

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