Too many br*nds at the grocery store, I can’t decide, why do we need 14 br*nds of laundry detergent? Destroying br*nds is essential for the revolution.
There will be one br*nd of soup. One br*nd of soap. One br*nd of orange juice.
Lenin’s Own Orange Juice. A man we can trust.
feels so unhygienic
cause it is.
imagine just wiping your hands off on a towel with no water let alone soap after squeezing a bunch of shit through your fingers and thinking “all clean!”
one of the benefits of social distancing is I poop right next to my shower.
I should install the washlet I bought. I can’t find my crescent wrenches though. hm.
workplace pooping stations really need more bidet options
edit: but then greg from accounting in there like “why did they install a drinking fountain here? well i am thirsty…” :cat-confused:
