Yeah this whole “give RFK secret service detail” made me wonder, are there just like cadres of reserve/on-call secret service protection details chillin in office cubicles ready to go out and take bullets for weirdos? I mean they must have some depth, but like wouldn’t it definitely mean some mild deduction to back for the existing details?

I mean… let the guy you don’t like drive the Pinto, am’I’right?

This is him trying to get his people to start shooting at other candidates.