tl;dr: It may be obvious to everyone but Jordan Peterson is a massively repressed gay communist.

The thread about the JP movie inspired me to write this. There’s a picture of him there sitting in front of a huge painting of Lenin, Trotsky, and the Russian workers. JP has filled his house with wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling paintings like this, supposedly to remind himself of the evils of totalitarianism. It’s basically like the most rightwing guy you know filling his house with posters of muscular sweaty beautiful men lifting massive weights—to keep himself from becoming gay. It’s so fucking obvious.

His recent troubles with slipping into a coma / getting coronavirus / his daughter getting repeatedly creampied by a Stalinist didn’t stem from that debate with Zizek (in which JP honestly seemed kind of turned on by Zizek at the end). JP’s troubles actually stemmed from his wife getting terminal cancer. Unconsciously JP is terrified that when his wife (his “beard”) dies, everyone is going to find out that he loves dick.

Speaking of which, the all-beef diet obviously ties into this. I’m serious. JP seriously cannot get enough beef into his mouth.

There is example after example after example of rightwing nutcase conservatives and fascists building their careers on hating gay people and “SJWs”, only to be caught in massive gay orgies. Hitler was so unbelievably terrified that he had some Jewish blood—a myth later disproven—that he started fucking World War 2 to prove how Aryan he was!

I am obviously not a licensed psychotherapist. Also, forgive me, I’m a cis guy, I tried not to be homophobic here, please let me know if I’ve failed.

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Is this true @JordanPeterson?

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I’ll tell you for some benzos

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