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“wooden” was a euphemism of the time meaning “Ill fitting” or “clunky and shoddy”
Were they ill-fitting and shoddy? The dude was like a billionaire by modern standards. I assume he could afford the very best.
One of the very first Dollop episodes was on Washington’s various mouth problems and dentures, its a fascinating/horrifying/hilarious rabbit hole. If it makes you feel any better (or maybe even a touch sympathetic?), his entire mouth was basically constant, painful liquid rot from his like 30s until he died.