Paulie: Ever go to tie your shoes and you notice the end of your laces are wet? Come on, why would they be wet?
Silvio: I’ve got no fucking idea.
Paulie: You go in the public bathrooms. You stand at the urinals…
Hesh: Oh fuck. Come on will ya.
Paulie: He’s asking me and I’m telling him and frankly it’s important. Even if the laces dry and even if you don’t touch the body of the show, bacteria and virus migrate from the sole up.
Christopher: You see this on TV?
Paulie: I gotta watch TV to figure out the world. Your average men’s shit house is a fucking sewer. You look at lady’s johns you can eat maple walnut ice cream from the toilets. Eh! There’s exceptions. But the men, piss all over the fucking floor, urinals jammed with cigarettes and moth ball cakes. Even if you keep your shoes tied, and your laces aren’t dragging through urine…
