Permanently Deleted
Your tips are frosted and your collar is popped. You’re listening to lil Jon on an iPod in a yellow Hummer. You pop a Smirnoff Ice to celebrate Reagan dying. It’s 2004
Don’t worry… someday it will come for you too.
You’ll wake up one day, go out in public, make a joke, and then have to explain everything about it because nobody around you was alive to know any of the references you’ve just made. And you’ll be made fun of using words and phrases that almost but not quite make sense to you.
That is the day that you will realize that you’ve caught “the old.”