Wherein a normal guy trains to become the world’s greatest pornstar by doing 100 cock push-ups a day, but accidentally becomes too good as a result: He makes anyone he fucks orgasmically pass out with a single thrust. This leaves him frustrated because he can never truly enjoy himself and cum, so he makes it his life mission to find that one worthy lover who can take more than one thrust and finally give him satisfaction.

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Oglaf (NSFW link) did a whole series on this very concept.

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I was just thinking about the same thing, though I think if we follow One Punch Man logic Boros would try to eat out Saitama’s ass but still cum first somehow.

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this series has had me asking myself a whole lot of questions

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