Being flown to increasingly remote corners of the world for increasingly esoteric treatment regimes is a pretty good bit ngl.
“They need to keep poking him with 1L Syringes full of a mixture of benzos, adrenaline and experimental compound KIS- ∞ to keep him alive and lucid. Just comically large syringes being administered by a gaggle of factory workers in lab coats at all times of the day to the tune of “Staying Alive” to keep the rythm” Mikhaila describes her fathers situation in the underground hospital for experimental treatments of Pyongyang.
A heartwrenching situation in any case, as any factory worker missing a beat to the Bee Gees smash hit would mean death for Jordan Peterson. The man himself, now being lucid, has taken to write his magnum opus despite being poked with comically large syringes to the beat of staying alive at all times - “Rehabilitation” - a title to describe both his own situation and how to heal society.
[extremely Kermit voice]: “We can see on me, as my own example in this ridicolous situation, that obviously as I stay alive only due to a coordinated effort to a 70s disco hit, so does society need to stay coordinated.” he claims. “Allthough this does not necessarily have to be a to a 70s disco hit. It is however important, to fight chaos at any opportunity, starting by doing it yourself. Also women couldn’t even carry the comically large syringes I need to be poked with 24/7 so obviously they’re bad.”
This is an elaborate career change. Big man JP’s heart just wasn’t into faux intellectual repackaging of conservative ideology anymore. Now it’ll be an increasingly macabre piece of performance art that culminates in a “gotcha” style prank reveal at the end.
