Sorry but I gotta do it, Southerners soft asf. Little snow claps ur cheeks. My homie in ATL? Hiding at home. Homie in NOLA? SHIVERING. Me? I just spent 2 hours digging my whip out the snow, y’all get on my lev
Come down here in August so I can watch you dry-drown in the 90% humidity while wiggling my land gills in pleasure.
Nah nah we get heat up here too don’t get it twisted. I can handle a lil sweat. Y’all can’t handle no snow and that’s shameful. Lemme see them georgia peach plows 🍑
Heat ain’t really the problem though. It stays above 100 degrees during the day for the entirety of august here in Dallas, and as long as it’s dry and I’m not exerting myself too much, I’m probably not gonna get very sweaty. On the other hand, if it’s 90% humidity at 100 degrees, I’d imagine someone who’s not used to that’d be sweating their ass off even if they were sitting in the shade drinking ice water with no shirt on lol.
From personal experience, if anyone does any sort of manual labor in the summer in an environment without AC when it’s that humid, their clothes will be more wet than dry within 15-30 minutes, and that’s even if they’ve lived here their whole life and gotten used to it.
