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Just in time for Trolley Problem: COVID Edition. How will you kill the fewest number of people buying groceries and which demographics do you choose?
3 points
If I don’t buy groceries I die, and while that’s a benefit my dog refuses to eat unless I’m standing over him to protect him. So that option would kill a dog too, while most of those 70 year-old underemployed workers voted for neoliberals and conservatives.
It’s a trolley with a full team of moral accountants on board.
