After regaining consciousness, he tried to show me the Steven Crowder video lmao

I fucked up the title initially because my brain is dumb. sorry

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After regaining consciousness, he tried to show me the Steven Crowder video lmao

This is too good to be true.

Wait, does he think that because he’s still alive, he won the argument?

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This is too good to be true.

I swear to you, this happened exactly as I typed.

He refused to believe he lost consciousness until everyone who was watching was like “dude, you got choked out.” And then he pulled out his video to say he was still right because Crowder did it and was fine.

This was all his idea, btw. He literally challenged me to choke him out.

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He refused to believe he lost consciousness until everyone who was watching was like “dude, you got choked out.”

This explains it perfectly and makes it even funnier, excellent work. 👏

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“no bro trust me just watch this 20min youtube video, what just happened here is fake news”

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:agony-yehaw:

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How long did you have him under your knee?

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Bout 2.5 minutes

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Non-zero

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:panting:

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:ferret-poggers-2:

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It would be cool if he creamed his pants while chocked-out then shit himself

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I’m not, but it would be probably embarassing for that dipshit

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