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Musk is moving forward from killing monkeys to killing people.

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more people.

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Neuralink said in a blog post that it was looking for people who had paralysis in all four limbs because of a spinal-cord injury or amyotrophic lateral sclerosis

Hey business insider you really buried the lede there. The opening makes it seem like they’re just talking about bazinga brained morons

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I think if I’d lost the use of 90% of my body I’d be extra protective of the 10% that still works and not eager to let sloppily jam some dangerous shit in there

They’re still bazinga brains

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Honestly, I think being trapped in your body might be a motivating factor to try anything.

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Hey now, one of those blinded ape freaks could get hit by a truck and qualify soon

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Could you imagine if it worked? And it was the human instrumentality project made up of bazinga-brained redditors? What a wondrous and grotesque being would be born. I cannot imagine a more fitting ending for this accursed species

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Don’t worry, the 40 year olds getting this chip will be near the end of their life spans so if they die it will be from natural causes.

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