Coffee. Good.

But process of coffee making. Not good.

Capitalism. Makes us hate all our interests.

if soda wont make me piss blood, nothing will

This meme really blew up this weekend.

knew a guy who only drank coke and had kidney stones in highschool. Passed out on the stairs due to dehydration once. Basically survived on gummy worms. He was like 6’2 and 120 pounds.

He’s doing better now though.

I used to drink a pot and a half of coffee a day

Then I got an ulcer and I gave it up

Now I’m tired, groggy and can actually eat human food without falling over