Why don’t they just put women onto like chairs and deliver the baby that way? All I can think of now is overweight Italian American doctors dressed in a mechanics coveralls rolling around from room to room on a mechanic’s creeper shouting “Marone! Ma’am, you got a BABY coming outta your PUSSY! That’s gonna cost ya!”
A nurse carefully pushing a mother in a wheelchair over a trench while a doctor below goes “your good, your good, a little left, ease up a bit…”
Alternately, you can have both the accessibility of laying down and the force of gravity associated with sitting by putting the woman in a giant centrifuge
The centrifuge can also apply more force than gravity alone to speed up the birthing process, as to allow doctors to keep up with Irish women.
One of the best posts I’ve seen in a while
Sliding under a pregnant woman with a pneumatic rotary tool to undo the bolts on that dust cover while eating the sandwich I didnt have time to finish on my break
