Excuse you, they’re “back massagers”
Hitachi doesn’t actually sell Hitachis under the Hitachi brand anymore, even though they have incredible name recognition and a really good reputation as vibrators, because they don’t want the company to be associated with sex toys
Cowards. I would absolutely promote vibrators alongside my high speed trains
It’s just poor marketing instincts.
You could make vibrators and trains with the same model names like “caboose rocket” or “little engine that could” or “third railer” or “tunnel driver” or the all time classic “size does matter.” A giant train for hauling lots of heavy stuff, you perverts.
Just don’t ask Hitachi to build boilers for your country’s new power station, they uhh explode constantly. Now Mitsubishi is responsible for fixing their mess as Hitachi pulled out of the project.
They also make construction equipment and military weaponry
Zaibatsu conglomerates are nuts bro
