My favorite so far is randomly filming the profile view of a detective who is just standing there filling out paperwork.

My second favorite is the person who just so happened to randomly be filming this incident on their cellphone accidentally recording themselves with a badge visible

Cops staging fake attacks against them to garner public sympathy is so funny and pathetic lmfao :officer-down:

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tap a cop lightly on the head
immediate stun, nobody knows what happened
standing around for a bit when they finally come to
shit they’re on to me
break into a light jog for a swift getaway

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It isn’t as easy to catch an easily identifiable guy running away in flip flops as you think!

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That’s what really outs it as fake. Does anybody believe the NYPD wouldn’t bark orders at someone?

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Or just immediately open fire with every weapon at their disposal?

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“You catch all that? Thank god you were filming just me and not the crime scene right before the attack started”

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I have never been struck on the head by anything that hurt even a little bit where my first reaction wasn’t to scream, “fuck!” And put my hands where it hurts. I’ve certainly never quietly assumed the energy depleted superhero pose.

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I do like taping a detective on the head when they’re filing a report

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Of course my deep hatred for cops can only be satisfied by lightly tapping them on the head with a stick. My deviancy knows no bounds

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Love how the cops chasing the cop tapper don’t care too much either. The one cop ahead slows down and looks aound to the other cop to see if he’s running, then turns back and chases the cop tapper.

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Oh maybe he was looking at the other cop. I thought he looked back at the camera

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oh that’s possible too, it really could go either way imo but for me its funnier to imagine he wanted to make sure he didn’t catch the cop tapper too fast

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Also I love that the girl in the beginning looks backwards at the person filming after the cop gets hit with the stick. Why would anybody look away from what was happening right in front of them if they didn’t know there was another cop right behind them

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