Please, this isn’t remotely true
We say Thermoyards, it’s much closer in length to Thermometer
My thermometer tells me the temperature in Fahrenheit, because I don’t speak water.
Listen buddy, you’re on thin ice here and if you used Celsius you’d realize it, too
you, floundering with rage: :angry-hex:
me, speaking water: :pog-dolphin:
The only units of measurement I accept are Football Fields and 9/11’s.
…huh? ._.