45 points

Bless his noodly appendage

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In philosophy, it’s called Pasta’s Wager.

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I don’t need to. I KNOW the emperor of mankind will launch a glorious crusade to purge the Xenos and claim humanity’s birthright among the stars. Which means we need to triple our science funding yesterday if we’re going to have black hole cannons.

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Your faith is lacking slag. The God Emperor of All Mankind is already here leading Mankind to glory over the xenos and has been for millennia. He has chosen to not reveal himself to us yet. Accelerating our approach to the age of strife is blasphemy. What if we build the black hole cannons too early and they’ve degraded too much when the Adeptus Mechanicus excavate them. Have faith in the God Emperor’s plan slag and rejoice in your duty.

(Warhammer 40k for anyone who’s going wtf)

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So there’s this church… https://www.xenosisacult.com/

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Huh, I was unaware of this church. I hope you realize that we were role playing characters from a table top board game gone super franchise titled Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000. As far as I’m aware, the Warhammer franchise is not associated in any way with the Columbus, Ohio Christian Xenos Church. That’s why I included terms like Adeptus Mechanics which is pulled directly from the franchise.

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3 points

Them men of iron are going to give us a bad time tho

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6 points

Screws genuinely are better fasteners than nails, though…

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9 points

It depends on every need and environment

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Nails are cheaper, and can be faster to put it. That’s why they’re still a thing.

Edit: Maybe? Apparently their ability to slip a bit is also useful in construction.

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Because what if the lasagna monster is the real one and really hates people worshipping the spaghetti monster and subjects anyone who worships it to eternal damnation?

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