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At any given moment, I am seconds away from having a cow.
The ones I’m seeing thru the window are moving right now so I couldn’t tell you exactly
2 miles likely, but let’s say 3 miles to be certain.
A live one or a dead one? From a live one, depending on your definition of cow, I could bike to one in 20 minutes. If you’re okay counting a dead one there’s a butcher shop around the corner from me so, quite close.